Date Everything!
The ultimate dating simulator where you can date everything! Lost your job to AI? Discover magical Dateviator glasses that bring your house to life!
Date 100 fully voice-acted household objects in this revolutionary sandbox dating simulator.
100 Dateable Characters
Every household object becomes a potential love interest
Star Voice Actors
Featuring Ben Starr, Laura Bailey, Ashley Johnson & more
Sandbox Dating Gameplay
Multiple endings and relationship paths to explore
Developed by Sassy Chap Games • Published by Team17 Digital
The dating simulator that lets you date everything from doors to beds - experience the most unique dating game ever created!
Revolutionary Sandbox Dating Simulator
Date Everything! is a groundbreaking sandbox dating simulator set in your own home. After losing your job to AI, mysterious Dateviator glasses reveal that your household objects are actually fully-formed human characters with professional voice actors waiting to meet you. Experience the most innovative dating simulator where every object tells a story.
100 Dateable Characters
From Dorian the Door to Betty the Bed - each household object has unique personalities, voice actors, and storylines to explore in this dating simulator.
Star-Studded Voice Cast
Featuring renowned voice actors Ben Starr (Final Fantasy XVI), Felicia Day, Laura Bailey, Ashley Johnson, and many more talented performers.
Magical Dateviator Glasses
Use mysterious Dateviator glasses to see household objects in their human form and interact with them in this unique dating experience.
SPECS Character System
Develop Smarts, Poise, Empathy, Charm, and Sass through relationships to unlock special dialogue and transform objects in this dating simulator.
1.5 Million Words & 70,000 Voicelines
Massive branching dialogue system with at least 3 different endings per character and multiple relationship paths with full voice acting.
4+ Hours of Music & 11,000+ Images
Each dateable character features their own theme music, with hand-drawn artwork and a fully interactive 3D world for dating adventures.
Innovative Dating Simulator Features
📱 Phoenicia Phone
Message system, dating hints, and character database to track your relationships
⚠️ Content Aware System
Stella warns about sensitive content with skip options for comfortable dating
🎭 Multiple Relationship Types
Develop Love, Friendship, or Hatred relationships with voice-acted characters
Why Date Everything! stands out among dating simulators: Every household object becomes a fully realized character with professional voice acting, multiple storylines, and meaningful relationships you can build through innovative gameplay mechanics.
Meet Your Dateable Characters
Discover the incredible voice actors behind your favorite household objects in this revolutionary dating simulator. Each character is brought to life by professional voice actors with unique personalities and multiple romance paths.
Dorian the Door
The charming entrance to your dating adventures. This sophisticated door has stories to tell and a heart to share.
Experience unique dating scenarios and multiple relationship endings with professional voice acting
Betty the Bed
Your cozy companion for intimate conversations. Betty offers comfort and deep emotional connections in this dating simulator.
Experience unique dating scenarios and multiple relationship endings with professional voice acting
Phoenicia the Phone
Your digital dating assistant and potential love interest. Stay connected with Phoenicia's modern charm and wit.
Experience unique dating scenarios and multiple relationship endings with professional voice acting
Keyes the Piano
A musical soul with perfect pitch for romance. Let Keyes serenade you in this unique dating experience.
Experience unique dating scenarios and multiple relationship endings with professional voice acting
Hoover the Vacuum
Clean up your act with this dedicated household helper. Hoover brings dedication and reliability to dating.
Experience unique dating scenarios and multiple relationship endings with professional voice acting
Airyn the Air
An ethereal presence that surrounds you with love. Experience the most unique dating relationship with the air itself.
Experience unique dating scenarios and multiple relationship endings with professional voice acting
All-Star Voice Actor Cast
Date Everything! features renowned voice actors from your favorite games and shows. Each of the 100 dateable characters is fully voice-acted with professional performances that bring depth to this dating simulator experience.
Ben Starr
Final Fantasy XVI
Laura Bailey
Critical Role, The Last of Us
Ashley Johnson
The Last of Us, Critical Role
Felicia Day
Supernatural, The Magicians
Critical Reception
Critics praise Date Everything! for its unique concept and surprisingly heartfelt execution
Nintendo Life
“Date Everything! is a wonderfully weird experiment that pushes the boundaries of dating simulation in the most delightful way possible.”
GameSpot
“While not every joke lands, the game's commitment to its absurd premise makes for a memorable experience.”
Game Rant
“An unexpectedly heartfelt take on finding connection in the most unexpected places. The voice acting elevates the comedy.”
Screen Rant
“Date Everything! succeeds in making you care about a toaster's feelings, which is more than most games can claim.”
Mixed to positive reviews highlight the game's creative ambition
Available on All Major Platforms
Date Everything! is now available across all major gaming platforms. Released June 17, 2025 after being delayed from Valentine's Day to ensure the best experience!
Steam (PC)
Available now with achievements and potential mod support
PlayStation 5
Available now with PS5 enhanced features and optimization
Xbox Series X|S
Available now with Smart Delivery support for both consoles
Nintendo Switch
Available now - perfect for portable dating adventures
PC System Requirements
Minimum Requirements
- OS: Windows 10 64-bit
- CPU: Intel Core i5-2500 or AMD FX-4350
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 660 (2GB) or AMD Radeon R9 270 (2GB)
- Storage: 8 GB available space
Recommended Requirements
- OS: Windows 10/11
- CPU: Intel Core i5-6600 or AMD Ryzen 5 1600X
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1650 (4GB) or AMD RX 570 (4GB)
- Storage: 8 GB available space
Note: Intel Arc graphics cards are also supported (A310 4GB minimum, A380 6GB recommended)
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about Date Everything! - the revolutionary sandbox dating simulator.
Date Everything! is a revolutionary sandbox dating simulator where you can date 100 fully voice-acted household objects. Using magical Dateviator glasses, you discover that every object in your home has a personality and can become a romantic partner. This dating simulator features professional voice actors like Ben Starr, Laura Bailey, and Ashley Johnson.
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Meet the Development Team
Date Everything! was created by voice actors turned developers who brought their industry expertise to create this unique gaming experience.
Sassy Chap Games
The innovative development studio founded by voice actors Ray Chase, Robbie Daymond, Max Mittelman, and Amanda Hufford. Their unique background in voice acting brings authenticity and depth to every character in Date Everything!
- • Ray Chase - Lead Designer
- • Robbie Daymond - Co-Developer
- • Max Mittelman - Co-Developer
- • Amanda Hufford - Co-Developer
Team17 Digital
The renowned publisher behind many successful indie games brings their expertise in bringing unique gaming experiences to players worldwide.
Fun Fact: The development team initially had ideas for nearly 500 different dateable objects but carefully curated them down to 100 by combining similar objects into single characters.